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starrysleeper:

idioticteen:

Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk 

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MAJOR FLASHBACK

Apr 16th at 9PM / via: foreverasongbird / op: idioticteen / reblog / 158,542 notes

bamboozled-panda:

MOTHERFUCKER

(Source: iraffiruse)

Apr 16th at 9PM / via: foreverasongbird / op: iraffiruse / reblog / 66,603 notes

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

(Source: stevesfriend)

Apr 16th at 9PM / via: foreverasongbird / op: stevesfriend / reblog / 273,192 notes

(Source: bitethepatriarchy)

Apr 16th at 9PM / via: wildpups / op: bitethepatriarchy / reblog / 29,587 notes

(Source: helenation)

Apr 16th at 9PM / via: foreverasongbird / op: helenation / reblog / 220,701 notes
batmako:

newvagabond:

jebri:

cyrilmusic:


SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

oh

OH


No wonder she looks so happy. 

Also—

He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted. 

Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:

Don’t get me started on El Dorado.

oh my god

batmako:

newvagabond:

jebri:

cyrilmusic:

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

oh

OH

No wonder she looks so happy. 

Also—

He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted. 

Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:

Don’t get me started on El Dorado.

oh my god

(Source: goddamnpimpqueen)

Apr 9th at 9PM / via: hobo-camp / op: goddamnpimpqueen / reblog / 469,371 notes

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

Apr 6th at 8PM / via: feministbuffy / op: laserbabe / reblog / 241,031 notes

rainbowsmudge:

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

ys-ella:

maestremadness:

my-british-soul:

lado-sur:

renal-agenesis:

The Game of Life.

oh my god

what an interesting way to look at things.

lifes a gamble

and death always wins

because death has nothing to lose

wow.

Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass

HO GAWD

Apr 6th at 6PM / via: lemonmrnglghts / op: bluedogeyes / reblog / 317,213 notes

crystallized-teardrops:

helenaphan:

Killed that shit

he still got it

He’s the best

(Source: triplecute)

Apr 2nd at 7PM / via: away-in-wonderland / op: triplecute / reblog / 382,730 notes