Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
“if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands”
I will never not reblog this
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
I am constantly torn between being the prim and proper well-dressed southern sweetheart my mama raised and the grungy, music-filled hippie that lives inside my soul.
Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk